This is a grave day indeed. The wellbeing of monkees everywhere is under a new insidious threat being perpetrated on the World Wide Web.
It started innocently enough over here with apparently funny things happening to Monkees made of knit. This has sadly escalated at an alarming rate over recent days. I have tried to protect the Moog family primates from these awful images but today they witnessed the worst
treatment of their cousins.
Surely this must be an isolated incident?
Hard as this is to say - it is not.
Only an hour ago the poor dears followed a link on Vicious Chicken's blog (who frankly should know better!).
They could not sit back and witness this proliferation of primate punishment.
A meeting was held.
Campaign Manager Ruby Monkee got busy.
A proactive peaceful primate protest takes place against primate punishment protagonists.
The next step is direct action.
You have been warned.